welfare couch

An utterly dilapidated couch, commonly found in punk houses, bachelor pads and dorm rooms.
So called because of the tendency for spare change to fall from the pockets of visitors into its vile depths, to be fished out later and used to purchase beer and/ or smokes.

"Larry's welfare couch was so destroyed I had to ask for help when I wanted to get up."

by treedan1 November 3, 2008

couch pop

The act of firing your weapon into the air while sitting down on your couch

After a long night of drinking and doing drugs, Jamie thought the pistol was empty and he fired it resulting in his first couch pop.

by 1chickenfucker March 6, 2014

Couch Cushions

A woman's large and plump butt cheeks.

Damn, what I wouldn't give to hug those couch cushions!

by datgal April 1, 2011

Couch Gyna

The crack in between the couch cushions that suck everything in.

Oh snaps! My balls got stuck in the Couch Gyna again! Dammit!

by Sonny Black Monster June 11, 2011

Couch Game

A video game that works best when played with a group of players in real life. The game supports local multiplayer and is inherently more fun with groups. Promotes laughter and/or stiff competition. These types of games stress an emphasis on none virtual social interaction. The term couch refers to a sitting device generally used during such gaming get togethers, though alternate seating arrangements have little to no effect on the gaming experience. Good Examples are Guitar Hero games and Super Smash bros. Good couch games are rarer these days with the ever increasing popularity and wide spread accessibility of online play.

"Yeah it's a great couch game, I couldn't stop laughing"

by JoshTheMadTitan January 5, 2015

jumping the couch

To lose it, go crazy, go mad.

"Tom Cruise really 'jumped the couch' on the Oprah show yesterday. Someone confiscate his crack-pipe!"

by Vanessa Anne September 14, 2005

couch sores

Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.

I need to get up and do something before I end up with couch sores.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011