numpty

An idiot.
Usually used by british people.

Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.

by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012

Numpty

When ur ball sack sticks to the side of your leg. Especially bad when you shave your balls.

"Man I got a fucking Numpty going on!!"

by Devyonite March 29, 2014

numpty

a potato headed fool, with no friends, who uses people to get his ends {away}

hip hop nasty nick

jake was a complete, numpty

by bgirl aero December 30, 2016

Numpty

A less offensive, more lighthearted way of calling someone out for their stupidity

John: I left my wallet at home
Joe: Oh well aren't you a numpty

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"Oh you numpty'

by Destiels Love Child January 16, 2017

Numpion

Someone who does something impressive, although the impressiveness of their action is matched equally or by greater levels of stupidity.

What a Numpion!

by Grom Webtroll April 1, 2017

numpiness

When you cut off the circulation to your male genitalia, so that you lose feeling in it. ( = numb penis)

I sat on the John too long, now I've got a bad case of numpiness.

by Handleswatermusic November 1, 2017

Numps

Numps is the best.

It was created as a form of saying punkiiins, then it was numps.

Was featured on Toronto rappers WhyG and Houdini’s song “Auntie”

In the trap with your Auntie (hey auntie)

She whip up a brick in her pantie (Thong)
It's WhyG and Houdini (Crodie)
I think she want to get battri

I put a Dubz in my backy (“numps”)

Numps: hey numps
Other numps: wathup numps

by Numps March 1, 2019