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Norwegian Sled Ride

First off, the girl must be wearing a Viking Hat before you start having sex. Then you go outside in the snow, both of you totally naked and have sex. When it's time for you to bust, you bust on her stomach and then push her down the hill, thus creating the norwegian sled ride.
"Bro, I just gave someone the Norwegian Sled Ride, it was the best thing since I gave her the Birmingham Booty Call."
by tanktanktank713 December 18, 2008
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norwegian speed bump

you take a 'fartsdump' on a girls chest
Bro, I just gave that girl a Norwegian Speed Bump in the guest bedroom.
by J-Rock and the Rock Pile January 5, 2014
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Norwegian Tree Trunk

An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.
Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."
by FantabulousOvalMan February 24, 2012
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Norwegian taco

when someone shits in a taco and and eats it then eats it again and shits it in another taco and makes someone eat it and then vomits it out and then the person who made shit in the taco eats it
"DUDE Brian made a Norwegian taco and gave it to Ryan!"
by themaniscool March 4, 2010
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Norwegian bad-trip

Getting so high on shrooms you accidentally rape, pillage and conquer parts of England
This shit is so strong i got a Norwegian bad-trip
by Fjellanger January 3, 2018
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Norwegian Rocket Buster

The sexual act, by which, a foreign girl gives an American a hand job, and right before ejaculating the girl thrusts up on the penis causing the cum to shoot up 1-2 feet and the girl catches it her mouth.
Yeah man, I met this foreign girl and got a Norwegian rocket buster.
by j & m enterprises May 4, 2010
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Norwegian ice cube

The act of ejaculating into an ice tray, freezing it, then having a girl put them in her cheeks while she performs oral sex on a man
Oh man, i got really drunk this weekend and some girl gave me the Norwegian ice cube
by skinjim June 18, 2008
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