British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied

Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you

by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021

Flame King WIFI

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.

Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).

by Madoka Kaname's husband March 14, 2025

Excla-wifi

WiFi you are connected to but it is unavailable thus putting an exclamation point next to the WiFi bars.

Gosh, I hate this Excla-Wifi

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

come fix my wifi box

it mean they want some head

girl: come fix my wifi box😏

boy: okay bet 🐱🐱🐱

by contralto July 26, 2021

wifi money

A way to influence children to learn to make money. Wifi money is considered dropshipping.

" HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH CARS!" "wifi money."

by chickenbutt12312312 January 17, 2023

my wifi laggin

the only thing that'll save you from school

Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11

by im in school lolz April 23, 2021

wifi

A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.

I need more wifi! But all the public ones are shit.

by Pawn of Sex June 13, 2016