near soiled experience

A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.

I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.

by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014

near beer

Noun: London police slang for a crummy dive in which unwitting male tourists are promised a good time with a hot babe. They must order a drink from these unlicenced premises but get charged hundreds of pounds for a soft drink. Victims are often frog-marched to cash machines by heavies. Needless to say, the babe doesn't provide any action, just sits there.

Drink your tea, were going to bust a near beer in Brewer Street.
OK, Shall I grab a Transit van and 2 Serbo-Croat translators?

The Kinks classic 'Lola' is set in a near-beer.
I Met her in a club down in old Soho
Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola...
...Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

naraku

A sinster half-demon who dosent close the door when he is on the crapper taking a dump.

Naraku sat on the toilet in a cafe, reading the daily stock report while taking a dump, in full view of all the dining people

by J September 4, 2003

Nara

skinny, like a rail: narrow

Damn, that chick is nara!

by LV March 28, 2005

narayanan

Usually a person with an unusually long jaw and a unibrow.

Did you see narayanan?

by Qwertyuiop2305 June 20, 2016

Naraylea

Naraylea is a very attractive female and she loves to always be loved by others. she is always a very nice person and she loves to give hugs, she is also super funny and loves to hangout with others she doesn’t like to be alone and she always love to text her boyfriend.

Do you know Naraylea? Of course I do she is amazing!

by UnknownMikeyG May 4, 2019

near dark

Rolling or hanging out with the wrong crew, and potentially accepting thier ways and beliefs.

Man, Steve is near dark with those drug dealers.

by Kyle Reese November 2, 2006