we need to talk

It means someone needs to talk to you. Or if your penis is inable of pleasuring a woman, it COULD mean something else.

Hey, we need to talk. I think I have a plan for robbing that bank.

-Hey. We need to talk, about last night... Yea. You know. That fives minutes. YEA that five minutes.

by Ahmose October 16, 2003

we need to talk

synonym: i'm dumping you, i'm sleeping with someone else, you're screwed

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

breed the seed and need for speed

Another way to say smash-and-dash, but more complicated

All you gotta do is breed the seed and need for speed

by Mighty midget May 31, 2018

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004

You need Jesus

People on this website..

If you are on on urban dictionary you need Jesus

by Mhmyensn May 17, 2022

we need to talk

Translation: You need a lawyer.

Honey, we need to talk.

by Tim Amlung January 23, 2004

we need more gold

What that orc peon son of a bitch screams when you just ain't got enough!

*Trains 6 Grunts*
*Trains 3 Shaman*
*Builds a new Barracks*
*Clicks the button to build another Spirit Lodge*

Peon: WE NEED MORE GOLD!!!! >=O
You: D=<

by French mickey Mouse July 25, 2006