turd nub

Something that is usually small/chunky and made of shit. Can also be used to describe something or someone that is utterly stupid and pointless.

Hey Pippi, you're such a turd nub!!!
Dude, that party was a total turd nub.

by carlkr1 February 19, 2012

nub

another word for penis
another word for love

Lookin' for nub in all the wrong places. Lick my nub-pump. What's nub got to do with it?

by Paco the love machine November 24, 2008

flub the nub

to pull ones cheeks.

That’s some serious stretch! Did you flub the nub?

by bigLuss December 29, 2018

Nub

A polite version of nob, someone who is not quite a nob but almost there.

Person 1: That guy is a nob.
Person 2: Bit harsh, he's a nub

by NATPODGEY January 29, 2010

Music Nub

Some one who says a band is their favourite but only knows there most over played/shitty songs. the type of person who you just want to punch.

omg nirvana r my favourite band i luv smellz like teen spirt,
dood linkin park pwn i love bleed it owt,
rhcp pwn i like dani califonra

I hate music nubs

by Rageris October 11, 2008

nub cake

a nub who's failures exceed all other nubs in their immediate area, thus making them the "biggest nub" or the "icing on the cake of nubs" They tend to not only be horrible at whatever it is they are doing, but also have no idea that they are horrible at it. They are such nubs that they are capable of bringing down even the most elite when present. They are dangerously idiotic.

Person 1: I put Caity on our team to even out the game.
Person 2: Makes sense, she's a nub and we are decent players.
Person 1: Yeah, but she's the only nub on our team and she's
brought our score down more than the team of all nubs
Person 2: Wow, what a nub cake.

by Honest Justice May 28, 2006

Nub Stomping

Using a nub (part left from amputated limb) in a downward stomping motion to have sex.

Wow! After that nub stomping I don't think I'm going to shit right for a week.

by LovinMcnubbin December 08, 2018