When you are randomly looking for a beer in a cooler/refrigerator with your hand and not looking directly in there. Much like the practice of catfish noodling.
by Ricky Stroker January 09, 2012
An act the involves Person 1 inserting a very long noodle into Person 2's anus as deep as it can go with the end dangling out of Person 2's anus, Person 1 then slurps the noodle out of Person 2's anus and eats it.
by The Gay Mankini November 22, 2018
A male or appendage who cams up in a chat room with his limp dick out and masturbates furiously, but his dick remains flaccid. He then runs off before anyone can really see his shame.
We were having a stimulating political debate when some merc noodle cammed up and derails the conversation.
by ttimechat January 05, 2018
by nikodotexe September 03, 2022
I was so pent up from being stuck with my girlfriend's parents on vacation, I thought for sure I'd arc a noodle clear over the toilet when I snuck some alone time.
by d monet June 30, 2008
When you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for sex but your penis behaves like a drunken noodle
Billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.
by cocolover March 30, 2015
Weak individual - a person of weak character, weak physical constitution, weak mental constitution, or all three.
by Truth to Power April 05, 2009