Poker Newb

Created to define someone who plays very badly at poker. They continue to play horribly despite being told how to improve. They often get very lucky to win.

Mike Rice is a Poker Newb.

by Moneymaker November 20, 2004

newb

Truncation of "newbie". A neophyte.

That newb needed help getting his OSPF
configuration working - who hired him in
the first place?

by T.D. January 20, 2003

Newborn Hatian

When you take a hot shit and even though it's your own work it makes you want to choke.

Man, I had a Newborn Hatian this morning. It stunk so bad I almost threw up!

by miggelzworth October 19, 2010

newbola

someone who sucks ass at socom

adam is fuckin totally newbola at socom, hes a little fuckhead

by pimpeo August 2, 2003

newbie test

Webpages created merely to test the system, on freely editable websites such as wikis (or this site for that matter)

This entry is a newbie test.

by cyan August 29, 2003

uber newb

very stupid.

see n00b newb

embroidered version of newb, descending from n00b.

Lily: 100 divided by 20, thats 0.2 right?
Alice: you uber newb.

by Mikey Freakin' Way. (not really) June 11, 2008

Newa

The most caring and loving person you will ever meet. She has all the qualities you'd ever want or need in a best friend including, but not limited to, inner and outer beauty.

awesome beautiful cool loving caring strong dedicated honest loyal trustworthy amazing Newa

by Sassytakemetothehome February 4, 2010