2. Dude, why don't your sheets fit the king size bed? Dude, I pushed two full beds together and they made a short king, a Napoleon. Duuude, that's sweet.
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Get the A Napoleon mug.The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.
The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."
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A Greasy Napoleon is when you smother a small man in a lubricant (such as cooking oil) and leave him to die in a dilapidated shack on an isolated island.
"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."
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A napoleon; having a nap after having a full meal and foodcoma. Used in informal setting. Ex. I took a great napoleon.
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A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
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A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
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