Masty

To masturbate.

I'm gonna go home and have a right old fat masty

by Fanboy November 18, 2003

Misty

A pokemon charector accused of loving ash and beating up brock whenever possible

"Stop it Brock" misty brings mallet and sends him flying

by Sam456 August 18, 2008

masty pedi

when to young females penetrate each other's vaginas using their feet to cause intense pleasure!

(Nancy and Pamela are sitting on the stairs)
N: Im feeling sooo horny.
P: SAME, what about a masty pedi.
N: Great, are your feet clean.
P: Of course, im always ready for a masty pedi.

by lovegreysanatomy February 14, 2015

Mysterio

The greatest superhero of all time. Exposed Spider-man for being a false hero and actually a villain. Died tragically trying to stop Spider-man launch a drone strike on London.

Person 1: What Mysterio did in London was so brave!
Person 2: I can't believe that Spider-man was the bad guy all along!

by Quinten Beck September 30, 2019

mystery taxi

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.

"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

Mystery GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle

The use of googlegooglegooglegoogle.com, the google-spawn that gives you four google search pages in one window, to open Mystery Google four times. Normally used in conjunction with acquiring awesome missions from people, or giving various missions in a short amount of time.

Tired of only getting one mission at a time, Dan decided to use Mystery GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle and get four missions at once.

by TheTrueRonin November 29, 2009

Misty Moon

When you are eating a girl out from behind and she farts or queefs in your face

I got pink eye when Becky gave me a misty moon.

by Edonk September 14, 2013