Hook up married

When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.

My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married

by Wife is killing me December 7, 2013

FB married

the nicest way of announcing to everyone on facebook that she has some annoying stalker or pursuer at the moment, and really hopes that person will leave her the fuck alone.

Helga: Tiff is FB married!
Gretchen: I wonder who that annoying fucker is. We should help her get rid of him!

by speakersandipod46 February 9, 2010

In a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married

To be involved with someone for an extended amount of time. To conceive children with this person. No legal commitment has been made.

I am in a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married to this person.

by R U N June 16, 2008

murri

Coming from the old southern word meri or meredith, Murri means only slutty or bumpy.

Murri is fo' sho' bangin'.

I vaaant to get up in hurr (murri's) koolaid.

by amber July 28, 2004

Muriel's Wedding

Quite possibly the worst film on the face of this earth. Watching said film may cause the viewer to exhibit such symptoms as (but not limited to)

A general feeling of revulsion.

An instant hatred of all things beginning with A and ending with BBA

Violent projectile vomiting

Hatred towards the human race for ever concieving such a hellishly bad idea.

Uncontrollable self-combustion. (Yes, you will burst into flames and die if you watch this movie.)

Viewer: (Watches Muriel's Wedding)
Viewer: What's this strange hateful sensation in my gut?
(And then he explodes in a mess of red chunks.)

by ether75 September 9, 2010

mesa murrieta high school

A school where a bunch of kids think they’re hood and wear Gucci designer clothes flexing anyway they can

“You hear of that’s cool Mesa murrieta high school?”

“Ya they are a bunch pussys

by El ViCe LoRd January 29, 2018

Married Annette

When an independent man marries a controlling woman and eventually she controls him like a puppeteer pulling the strings.

Steve won't be able to go to Vegas with us because he is a Married Annette.

by 1NYP September 12, 2011