Murf

To clean up ones masturbatory semen with a common clothing item, such as a T-shirt that was lying on the floor

Sally dont touch that shirt, I Murfed with it

by Jason Ramos July 23, 2005

murfle

Action taken by a site admin to remove or otherwise hide a post deemed inappropriate. Not necessarily the same as cancel.

You know you can't post links to that site- do you want Troy to murfle you?

by Tim (Smith) April 17, 2007

murf

To get hurt, messed up; to hurt someone or to hurt yourself.
Also can be used replacing the words "hit" "kick" etc.

If you don't leave I'll straight out murf you son!

He jumped off the fence and murfed his face on the pavement.

His drunkass kept runnin' his mouth so I murfed him.

by theDommer August 17, 2007

murf

mother you run from

oh shit! here comes that murf again!

by bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb December 19, 2008

mufti

A hairpiece for ladies to wear over / instead of pubic hair. Usually done in novelty shapes and colours. Can also be pubic hair trimmed in novelty styles

My girlfriend got a mufti yesterday.

by Fylar June 29, 2006

murf

1. (noun) A person who is with less desirable traits, inferior intelligence, etc

2. (verb) the act of eating babies or fetuses

1. Joe is such a murf

2. I heard John got caught murfing behind the abortion clinic again.

by Disgruntled Winnipeger January 11, 2008

murf

a person that comes into your house and an eats all your food then leaves with a box of crackers.

i went food shopping today and that murf came and ate all my food that fucking murf.

by nycstateofmind January 25, 2009