morale sponge

An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.

"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."

by dlc671 April 3, 2009

Moral-inhibitor

A person that regardless of the time of the day or the circumstances, has the ability to make you do something stupid and against your high moral standards, without even trying!

"I can't go to the mall with you any more"

Moral-inhibitor "Why"

"I swam in the fountain, naked, and got arrested"

Moral-inhibitor "I didn't tell you to do it"

"Well no, but i just do stuff like that when I am around you"

by Hal-hal February 19, 2009

morally negotiable

a more politically correct way of calling someone a slut. someone who can easily get talked into droppin panties and lining up penises like a circus seal.

I wouldnt say Jenny has run her hands over more sausage than a butcher. I would say shes rather morally negotiable.

by scott e balls July 30, 2012

Moral blank

Someone who is either morally floored or has a almost no morals, usually a person who is very promiscuous or a total ass

Ryan is a total moral blank

by The Jewess July 28, 2012

Miralaxorade

The product of combining miralax with Gatorade, Making miralaxorade.
There are many versions.

There is the dumbed down version, and the hyped up version.
The dumbed down version has baby laxatives, while the hyped up versions has horse laxatives.
You don't wanna drink this.
Or maybe you do, if you like shitting.

Yo man did you see that dude drink miralaxorade last night?
Ya homie he drank horse miralaxorade.
He did?
Yeah man. Shit even came outta that man's ears, and even his nose.

by donkeydick649 May 12, 2020

Muallim

An accounting teacher who is really good an teaching.

My accounting teacher was not as good as muallim

by Honeybee14 May 15, 2020

Moral Contest

It's when two or more people try to fight over who's morally superior, In most cases, People who participate in these contests don't actually care much about morals, But just want to look better and feel superior to others, Which completely misses the point of morals.

Person 1: I have saved a dying bird!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I adopted a sick dog!
Person 3: What are they doing?
Person 4: Having a moral contest.

by DankLip54 August 5, 2020