Mankini

An entirely too small pair of shorts worn by a dude.

Who actually wears a Mankini to a beach?!?

by Doc_G December 12, 2006

minking

To have sex while standing up, preferrably outside or in a public place.

My nympho bitch and I were observed MINKING in front of the White House and got a round of applause.

by stinkumpoop April 6, 2006

Mankie

A blanket of high sentimental value. root: magic + blankie (blanket)= mankie

Day care instructor: it's nap time, why aren't you sleeping?
Child: i need my mankie

by VAs4luverz March 21, 2006

monki

a randy panda on a mission

hes a monki

by Jo October 26, 2003

Mankin'

(v)To seek and fornicate with fat, gross and/or filthy females. syn...Hogging.

It was apparent he was drunk and desperate by the caliber of female he had taken home. He was mankin' tonight. And for the record, we were hoping, for his sake, that he was drunk and desperate.

by MK November 5, 2004

brass monkies

incredibly cold, freezing in fact.
derived from the saying 'it's cold enough to freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey' it would need to be incredlibly cold to bring brass to a point where it would just become so brittle it broke away

'gawd it's brass monkies out there innit?'

by god bless filler bunny September 19, 2005

mudkip bomb

when a jizzy mudkip doll explodes from too many retarded guys dressed like Ash have sex with it for continuous hours, this usually results in the retards getting jiz all over the ceiling, walls and their faces and eyes

Police officer: Ma'am I'm sorry, your son was caught in the blast of a mudkip bomb, now the retards are holding him hostage.

Woman: Is he going to be alright?

Police officer: Well we saw them dressing him in a mudkip costume, we can only expect the worst.

Woman: Is there any more information you can tell me about his condition?

Police officer: Well apparently his captors like mudkips, so, do you like mudkips?

by mudkip tamer February 24, 2010