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Munchie Vampire 

A person or creature with red eyes who preys on your food while you sleep, or even while your not looking.
Dude did you eat my cake? Don't be a munchie vampire!
Munchie Vampire by natethegreat34 December 17, 2008

Munchie Monster

Any person that has large weight gains while having the munchies. They usually go straight for the fat foods such as Twinkies and cup cakes, once they find your food your out of luck. They also tend to leave some pleasant surprises in your toilet, so it's best to let them outside once their done eating.
"Max just ate 24 boxes of lucky charms, boy is he one big Munchie Monster"
Munchie Monster by No§ March 23, 2010

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights 

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?
To have the sudden erge to mung someone.
Dude, I hade the worse case of the mungchies last night.

Munchie Hangover 

When you get really baked, eat a massive amount of snacks (munchies) and wake up the next morning feeling full and somewhat hungover. Symptoms that usually occur are: farting, stomach aches, lack of appetite and pooping.
Joe-"I smoked sweet heads last night and ate 75 white castle burgers!"

Bob-"How crazy was your munchie hangover?"

Joe-"My stomach felt like crap but I felt much better after I pooped!"

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights 

The name of chips in the UK
Oi mate can oiey ave' sum Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights?

Sure m8!