Muddy Glacier

The act of inserting an ice cube in your ass while masturbating.

My sheets got real stained after I had a muddy glacier pop out too fast!

by Chris Heather July 3, 2011

Muddy cowgirl

When a girl is riding you cowgirl and she shits on your dick and proceeds to keep riding getting it everywhere

Dude, Amy gave me a muddy cowgirl and I havent talked to her since.

by Realdankduck November 3, 2019

Muddy hank

When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off

Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!

by Dan V and Nicky g December 29, 2020

muddy buddy

friends who have sex

bro 1- isn't that the girl you dated?
bro 2- nah bro we were just muddy buddies
bro 1- wow you tapped that?
bro 2- yeaaaah

muddy buddy- friend u have sex with

by aaaddddyyy June 4, 2021

Muddy Chicken

A sexual act where anal is done until right before ejaculation where the male pulls out to get a blow job from their sex partner(s). Also known as the muddy chicken with a side of ranch.

Bro, my buddy muddy chickened this chick last night and she went with it. Chucky Cheese birthdays are getting crazy man.

by Ducky McDuckerson March 13, 2023

muddy river

The act of punching a woman in the abdominal region after performing anal intercourse; causing a large volume of human waste to be thrust out in a liquid form.

I was fucking Cindy last night and I decided to give her the old Muddy River. Sadly, I had to get new sheets.

by OG Pueblo October 9, 2007

Muddy Buddy

After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of doo-doo butter still present on the penis, the act of sprinkling powdered sugar on said butt-butter and assertively ramming it down the woman's throat.
Inspired by the Chex snack, Muddy Buddies.

Last night I gave Kari the Muddy Buddy until her face turned Blue.

by Mr. Hill March 29, 2007