Slow Motion City 

An adult male chasing the dream of being a famous dj.

He can come off as creepy, but is probably harmless.

Can be heard saying things like ‘I used to play that’, ‘Are there decks setup?’, ‘I have that on vinyl’ and ‘How’s a gig?’.

He hasn’t slept in months and should be kept far away from sharp objects Monday through Thursday.

That Slow Motion City has given me some free hugs he and hasn’t asked me to suck his dick yet. Still kinda creepy.

Slow Motion City by nameless_savant_420_blaze_it March 6, 2020

relative motion binocular sex theory 

When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."

relative motion binocular sex theory by Step-Sis 69 April 11, 2022

The motion of damage 

The side effect of watching 10 hours of emotional damage.
When you watch 30 minutes of emotional damage, the side effect of The motion of damage will appear.

I watched 10 hours of emotional damage. 5 hours later I heard The motion of damage and I will never unhear it

The motion of damage by that one old code August 14, 2022

meteorologist motion law 

The meteorologist motion law is said to be the defining definition of all life forms on the planet meaning the definition of life as we know it

Lobotomite: #1, Hello fellow human have you already heard of the meteorologist motion law?

Lobotomite: #2 yes I have fellow human I think that such word means the meaning of life.

meteorologist motion law by Fellowhuman:( November 29, 2022

Put the Windmill in Motion 

The verbal threat to cause bodily harm, a severe beating, to kick the crap out of someone.

My Dad would always use this saying when the kids were misbehaving, fighting or just getting on his nerves. "Don't make me put the windmill in motion!" That was his way of saying if we didn't stop whatever it is we were doing then he was gonna beat our butts!

Put the Windmill in Motion by Weller1974 May 4, 2011

Epic Hand Motion 

When one does an Epic Face then follows it up with a hand motion where your pinky and ring finger are flexed and slightly elevated above your palm and your ring finger is sticking straight out but slightly bent and your index finger is pulled halfway in while your thumb is curled in and you move your hand in random directions.This was invented by RandyKane in Georgia History Class in 8th Grade.

Kane- *Epic Face*
Randy- *Epic Face*
Kane-*Epic Hand Motion*
Randy-*Epic Hand Motion*
Random Kid-OMG yall are so beasssttttt!

Epic Hand Motion by Koozey December 14, 2011

Invoke Motion 

An internet slang word for the term "home of the internet failures". In other words, extreme fail.

"Dude, lets go punch ourselves in the face while having our testicles slowly ripped off"
"Nah, lets just go to Invoke Motion."

Invoke Motion by MrAwesomeFace August 23, 2007