hannah montena forever

a extreme long dull and painfull amount of time

omg i was in first then u tomahawked me im gunna hate u for hannah montena forever

why would u do that this will take hanna montena forever to fix

by orange haze December 24, 2010

Montes

Short Skirt, Stiletto boots, and no panties (aka Hooker).

Dude, I scored a montes last night.

by Towls October 15, 2006

montel

its a pot head who smokes lots of weed and is a little dofine

Look at all those montels smoking weed

by captain jack10 May 12, 2010

monte

a term used to describe the instance of when one walks in on their parents having sex (doggy style)

oh james pulled a monte last night

by fd;klgjdfgjkldfgjl; June 25, 2007

Monterey Omelet

The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.

Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.

by Chef of the day May 9, 2010

O.B. Montessori

A cheap school.

Student1: Our school doesn't have budget to send me to the National Spelling Bee.

Student2: Oh, you study in O.B. Montessori.

by the_proud_nerd July 28, 2009

Monteksi

An abomination of a ship that should never have existed.

"Wow, they're a real Monteksi couple."
"Yeah, such a shame..."

by timetoperish February 9, 2018