Montague

the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one... literally. it's right on the border next to matamorris, PA and port jervis, NY but still manages to be in the middle of bumfucking nowhere.

Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)

dude 1:dude lets go to montague!
dude 2:where the fuck is that?!?!?

by Louis devito January 31, 2009

montannah

Montannah is usually a girls name said mon-ta-nah. They are usually very beautiful on the inside and out. They are known as a social butterfly and can be a major flirt!

Damn that montannah is loud!

by Name maker September 16, 2013

Tana Mongeau Shit

It means you lie a'lot in a short period of time

Dude you must be on some Tana Mongeau Shit cause I don't believe a word you're saying.

by Yvhv February 15, 2017

montag

verb. To try to improve something and end up making it far WORSE in the process. Named after Heidi Montag, whom after plastic surgery, went from an all-American beautiful girl-next-door, to looking like a cheap hooker.

Don't montag that DVD player, its working fine the way it is.

by ForReal345 September 9, 2010

Montana roadside surprise

In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.

(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!

by coolkidjf7 May 19, 2009

Montagged

When someone botches something so completely and terribly, that it can only be compared to Heidi Montag's abysmally poorly lip synced, poorly danced, total failure of a Britney rip off performance at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant.

"She totally Montagged that presentation." or "That attempt was completely Montagged."

by darclyte August 25, 2009

Montaego

A person who is amazing, gorgeous, and beautiful

amazing
Montaego
Honest

by TheTruthHasBeenSpoken August 6, 2012