micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 10, 2015

Mannequin molester

They like to grab Koles mannikins tits after dance and fuck a tall hot bitch named Cynthia when they get home and have a really big Marilyn Monroe poster looking at them

Girl 1:Some creep grabbed a mannikins tits at kohl’s

Girl2: oh yeah that was the mannequin molester

by Ohfr June 21, 2022

Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

by A Collection of Satanists October 07, 2017

Textual Molestation

Bothering someone through text

16 NEW MESSAGES: Girl anybody ever tell you, you look ike a forty ounce? Ya cuz you lookin good to me.

Girl: Oh my gawd enough with the textual molestation!

by Dave Damon July 03, 2015

Chester the molester

Definition...person who fondles children. ( Sick scumbag) etc....

Old Chester the molester is giving Bob berchtold a run for his money on next level kid toucher....

by BigC77 February 02, 2019

Chester The Molester

A 56 year old geography teacher that stares at ripe 13 year old ass

Guy 1: "Did you hear about the new Chester The Molester?"
Guy 2: "No, what happened?"
Guy 1: "Apparently Allen Leunsmann was caught with his cock in his hand"

by nigprorecords July 07, 2023

your ancestors are molesters

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap.

Hey jim, are your ancestors are molesters?
*jim explodes into oblivion and burns in hell for eternity*

by Ancested molested March 22, 2018