minted cumkin

You make a jack-o-latern get at least 5 men to cum in that jack-o-latern, throw in a packet of polos and then get a women to put it on her head

cumkins and dumpkins are over grandad. it's minted cumkins now.

by dangerousmikej November 14, 2011

Minker

The act of accidentally exposing your erect penis while it is tucked up into your belt

Bro I totally pulled a minker during my science presentation in class when my shirt rose up. The whole class saw my shaft

by BigChaz420 April 28, 2022

Midnight Miner

One who enters sealed or abandoned mine shafts to explore or collect minerals and artifacts, generally under the cover of darkness.

Midnight miners had gained entry into the old Pewabic mine by using a 20 ton bottle jack to pry up the concrete cap.

by Toivo and Eino January 10, 2009

Coal Miner

A person who romantically invests in someone with high earning potential but who is not yet wealthy, so that he or she can later benefit from this person's wealth; differs from a gold digger, who seeks out partners who are already rich and well-established; derived from the notion that atmospheric pressure can eventually turn coal into diamonds

I'm not a gold digger. I'm a coal miner--I do the hard work and mine the coal with the hopes that, some day, the coal will become a diamond.

by Absolutely Punderful March 9, 2017

Never pour gravy in a miner's hat

Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat?No?Yeah exactly!

"Oi lets go piss of TJ"
"Nah you should never pour gravy in a miner's hat"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

minger

Minger: Minger = someone who smells or looks unclean, or is generally unattractive.

oh god, look at her - she's a right minger!

by MarlboroDawg ;-) February 22, 2002

corn miner

A derogatory term indicating a male homosexual, possibly with a herpes riddled erection.

For cryin' out loud Earl !, Leave that poor guy alone you freakin' corn miner !

by critter getter March 11, 2008