Minor elevation paranoia

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.

I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...

by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021

minor bun engine

A popular engine, used most commonly in a Geo Metro.

I'm having major problems with my minor bun engine in my Geo Metro.

by ntyravgjo August 25, 2010

Fort Minor

A hip hop group made up of minor rappers, that nobody has heard of.

A common example of a conversation involving "fort minor"

Do you think Linkin Park will get back together?
Or...
Is that the guy from Linkin park?

by REVOLV3R November 25, 2007

forced silent minority

A minority of a population forced to keep silent or "in the closet" for fear of stereotypes, ostracism, and silencing by the majority.

Atheists are a forced silent minority-whenever one admits that they are an atheist, they will be stereotyped as an amoral, loud, boorish, fad-follower - never mind if their belief is right or not.

by Cosman246 August 5, 2010

minor nazi episode

term used to describe psychotic fit of rage resulting from someone really pissing you off , or resulting from injury to oneself.

I had a minor nazi episode yesterday when I found out George fucked my sister.

After I stubbed my toe I experinced a minor nazi episode and kicked the door in.

by Rugged Jr September 10, 2006

weapons of minor destruction

The only thing we can actually find in Iraq-- a couple of grenades, some guns, and a few fireworks.

Bush: "We succeeded in our goal of finding Weapons of Minor Destruction... what? Mass destruction... err, when did I say that?" *Shifty eyed Bush*

by Airwalker October 2, 2003

Swiss Army Minority

This is the Golden Unicorn of token friends. Befriending this person make you immune to accusations of discrimination of all kinds.

The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.

Jack: Yo Willard....I heard you got sued for only hiring white people
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker

by imthatawesome December 1, 2010