3D modelled bear on Microsoft Word

the best (and most epic) feature of any programme

me, a peak chad: hey Gawkers did you see that 3D modelled bear on Microsoft Word

Gawkers: yes it was very epic and cool

*both of our heroes high five*

by not gawkers February 9, 2018

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

microsoft dance

When you have to re-boot your Windows PC to restore basic funcitonality.

I cannot get Word to open up so that I can write a scathing letter to Bill, so I must first re-boot my PC by doing the Microsoft Dance

by tom345 August 9, 2010

microsoft

your enemies dick

dude your dick is Microsoft

by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015

Microsoft

A Small and Soft Male Genitalia which is small even when hard.

I pulled down Huge Mark's pants and he had a Microsoft. Girls I had to laugh Bitch he Thought

by La leon September 22, 2016

Microsoft

This name comes from the size of bill gates cock.
micro and soft

Oh!! his cock is so micro "that what she said and don't forget soft!"

Microsoft means micro and soft cock

by wth ass f December 5, 2016

Microsoft

Technology corporation that focuses on the development and implementation of software used on computers and on the World Wide Web

Microsoft made the Windows 8.1 os

by this wasn't taken October 21, 2018