3D modelled bear on Microsoft Word

the best (and most epic) feature of any programme

me, a peak chad: hey Gawkers did you see that 3D modelled bear on Microsoft Word

Gawkers: yes it was very epic and cool

*both of our heroes high five*

by not gawkers February 9, 2018

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

Microsoft Paradox

When Windows demands that you change your password, but the only way to do it is through the Microsoft cloud portal, which is locked behind Microsoft Authenticator… and that piece of shit app just spins forever like it’s personally fucking you. The perfect loop of corporate incompetence.

Why is Amber drinking at work?
The Microsoft Paradox raw-dogged her entire morning.

by BranDamag3 November 19, 2025

Microsofted

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.

Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”

by Brokugeta May 28, 2025

Microsoft

The grossest, smelliest, piece of shit company known to the planet.

I dare you to try and get support from Microsoft.

by tm69 October 18, 2021

Edging My Microsoft.

Using Microsoft edge on windows.

"Hey bro, I've been Edging My Microsoft."
'yah bro it's a cool browser'

by SWEATY CHESS April 4, 2025

Microsoft Windows

since version 10, it's been one of the most bloated OSes in the world, no wonder it's having such a decline in the market..
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.

did you know that there are over a thousand exploits for Microsoft Windows?

by uzrboot February 25, 2024