University of Michigan

A once good Football College that now has terrible Coaches that get fired every other year nad cannot recruit any decent players.

University of Michigan has not even been to a National Championship since 1997.

by knotalther January 29, 2015

Ionia Michigan

Piece of shit town where people do nothing but whine and bitch and complain about people and spread rumors and be mean to one another. Some good people came outta there, though.

Person 1: "Jesus, did you see that chick from Ionia Michigan?"

Person 2: "Christ, yeah, she was doing NOTHING but talk about other people."

by Yuki-is-teh-bestest January 22, 2009

Michigan Turnaround

When driving down a boulevard, and you want to turn left at an intersection, you have to go past the intersection, do a U-turn, go back and turn right. These are especially popular along boulevards in Michigan.

Too many idiots pulled out in front of traffic and caused accidents, so no you have to pull a Michigan Turnaround.

by ChrisS. April 5, 2011

michigan stop

More than a yield, less than a stop.

That mother*ucker just pulled a Michigan stop, eh?

by Cubitechna December 23, 2017

michigan football

Michigan football is the the name of a once elite program that is now dominated by THEE Ohio state university. The team is now considered mediocre at best and can no longer compete with other great programs like Notre Dame or , more importantly, Ohio state. Michigan's coach is not very good compared to other coaches, (Jim Tressel, for instance) and the losing to Ohio state every year is likely to continue, which shows that all is right in the world and that Michigan represents every thing that is evil and unjust in this world.

Michigan football will suffer another setback as Ohio state will crush them again this year 42 to 3

by Randy33333 August 27, 2006

Michigan Maijala

When your teacher is a milf and regularly tutors you. At a tutoring session you stick your 12 inch cock in your teachers. Amid the throatfuck you light her on fire,and cum in her face.

Did you hear Aj did the Michigan Maijala with Mrs. Johnson?!

by TheLubyLuber September 17, 2017

Belleville Michigan

A small city just a little over 30 mins outside of Detroit where females will only want something to do with you if you’re rich & that’s not a bad thing but it is when the guys know that if they dress fly & flash the right amount of money that they can definitely get a Belleville girl in bed that night

Stranger 1: Hey! have you ever been to Belleville Michigan?
Stranger 2: Yeah the hoes easy as fuck out there in Belleville all you gotta do is come right

by Chris Landle July 17, 2021