Merthyr defence, The

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

by The Moai April 11, 2005

merch

short for the word "merchandise". in liverpool

i.e weed, canabis etc

alrite lad any merch?

by drcannabis June 20, 2006

Stephen Merchant

Hot dude
i love him
he is pretty
i fangirl over him
i love stephen merchant
<3

Me- I love stephen merchant
Friend- No he is a nerd
Me- Good bye
Friend = dead

by omgomgomgiloveyou June 16, 2011

murhh

1)When you are too tired or stoned to make a response to someone you will respond to somebody "murhh".

2)A word to diss someone without them knowing it.

3)"They can shove a brick up their ass".

"are you stoned?", "murhh.

by ToSt April 16, 2008

mehheh

word used from the amanda show but really, jenna and meghan made it up with the spelling meh heh. when you have nothing else to say.

jenna:hi.
meghan:hi.
kayla:i love the word mehheh.
jenna:you're weird..
meghan:wet us down kayla.

by Buttfayuss December 16, 2007

mershy

commercial weed, reffering to some undankified chronic

Josh, the mersh-king, sells some pretty mershy, un-greeizy shit, and gets his dog high on S. Allen.

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

merhnmaid

A huge disgusting fresh water hag, that lives in polluted sewer treatment plants or fetid pond water. Having long green curly hair, with a body shape similar to a walrus. Merhnmaids breed in april, they can be recognized by their hungry blood curdling screams, and their horrible songs. Beware!!! Keep your distance.

I was walking through the park when a Merhnmaid started rolling towards me, and I booked!

by bertini March 15, 2010