bertini's definitions

merhnmaid

A huge disgusting fresh water hag, that lives in polluted sewer treatment plants or fetid pond water. Having long green curly hair, with a body shape similar to a walrus. Merhnmaids breed in april, they can be recognized by their hungry blood curdling screams, and their horrible songs. Beware!!! Keep your distance.

I was walking through the park when a Merhnmaid started rolling towards me, and I booked!

by bertini March 15, 2010