McChav

Basically just a type of chav who hangs around MacDonalds, trying to look intimidating with big Ronald MacDonald posters behind them. Like any other chav really, just they like fast food that tiny bit more, which of course consequences in obesity and serious acne. SO yes, very much like any other chav.

Tommy Titmouse - Im Hungry
'Firestarter Annie' - What About MacDonalds?
Tommy Titmouse - Noooo Too Many Filthy Greasy Sweaty Spotty Fat McChavs!!!!!
'Firestarter Annie' - EWWWWWWW!!!!*Screams + Cries*

by annie+tommypoo! September 22, 2005

Mechanical Bride

A woman who does as she's told. Doesn't think for herself. Most likely her parents arranged the marriage. Isn't a very interesting person. Says what you want to hear. Basically like the word says she a robot, mechanical.

"I don't want to marry her!"

"Why not!"

"She's a mechanical bride!"

by Alie Rose August 22, 2009

Cock Mechanic

A worker (woman) who is skilled in the use of cock. Who also repairs and maintains your cock. Well versed in the use of their hands and oral skills. Ability to dispose of fluid through the stomach is a must. Flexibility in many different positions while taking on a huge load and not cumming out too dirty is a prerequisite.

The Cock Mechanic came over last night to check the fluid level and maintain the nuts to make sure there still in a properly maintained condition.

by Ballz-on-ya October 8, 2008

anal mechanic

A master at repairing asses. This process of "repairing" usually involves the penetration of the subject matter with a penis or other similar-shaped object, e.g. cucumber or hosepipe.

Can also be described as a rectal repairman.

"She wanted to try anal so I was a fuckin' (anal) mechanic out there."

"Go to hell you anal mechanic, you're making me sore!"

"Mate, I was such an anal mechanic last night, I had a fucking garage running."

by AIDS gay April 6, 2007

machan

comes from Sri-Lankan slang. It means buddy.

ayy machan what u sayin?

by O'shara May 6, 2007

mechanical conversation

A mechanical conversation consists of small talk. Usually found on the internet, but sometimes comes between two aquaintances who are waiting for something or someone. It is usually very choppy and awkward.

"Nice day, huh?" - man 1

"Oh, uh, ya." - man 2

"I'm really enjoying the sunshine." - man 1

Man 2 nods in recognition to Man 1's statement. (if on internet it would usually be an 'lol')

{awkward silence}

"So ummm.... how 'bout them Red Socks?" - man 1

later

"I had a very mechanical conversation why i was waiting for you earlier." - man 2

"Really? Awkward." - man 2's friend.

by Chubby Raincloud July 20, 2008

mechanical dandruff

Slang for The Crabs

Funny and non sexually explicit way to say Crabs.

Look at that dude digging his crotch! bet he's got mechanical dandruff!

by Richmeister September 4, 2014