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majedul

A brown guy who tries really hard to be cool but actually isn’t. He’s a wanksta with nice hair but loses in every game possible. He’s the type of guy who thinks everyone likes him but in reality everyone just thinks he’s a loser, he also always loses in the game jenga because he starts getting nervous and hands start shaking. Majedul’s are the type to put coconut oil on their hair the night before work.
Person 1: damn Majedul’s here.
Person 2: shoot, let’s dip.
by MajIsAweso May 9, 2018
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Mased

Mased is similar to based. Except the term mased is used to describe something you see but it depends on what it is.
Example 1:

P1:Awww look at those two people hugging. It's adorable:)
P2: Yeah that's pretty mased man.

Example 2:
P1: Oh my god, can you believe what Becky just did? What a bitch!
P2: Yeah that's pretty mased if you ask me

Example 3:

P1: I hate my school. My teachers. My classmates. They can't understand me!!! Y'know what will teach them?! My dads AK.
P2: Don't do it man, it isn't worth it.
P1: But...yeah. You're right. It would be mased of me to do that.
by thepicklegod July 1, 2021
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macedonia

Home of Macedonians, brave people who love good wine, good music and their fatherland. Home of Alexander the Great, the greatest Macedonian and world hero of all times. Home of Samuel, Gotze Delchev and many other heroes!

You have to love this country with its great and ancient culture!
Egej, Vardar i Pirin se vo Makedonija.
by Risto March 2, 2005
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Used Mazda

The act of inserting the sucking tip of a dustbuster into one's anus during intercourse, and then turning it on. The accumulation of fecal matter on the end of the vacuum resembles the front of a rusty car, and the sound of the dustbuster running sounds like a car with a faulty muffler.
Ron: Hey Jeff, I gave Rhonda a Used Mazda last night! She loved it, but an anal bead got caught in the mechanism and destroyed the damn thing.

Jeff: What the hell are you talking about?
by Thereyougoreddit June 1, 2009
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Macedonia

I’m not sure why this topic seems so controversial. In fact it probably really isn’t, it’s only the bitter, self righteous, intolerant Greeks that insist on living in the past. What do they insist on? Well, they insist that the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia (FYROM) is in reality Greek. The definition of what is “Greek” is entirely subjective of course, but no matter let’s overlook that blatant idiosyncrasy for now.
Regardless of the fallacies in their own argument, there is no substantiation behind it. For one, they base their theory on the lineage of Alexander the Great. This is preposterous, for at the time his father was Phillip, King of Macedonia (not of Greece, mind you), and his mother was a Greek whore that his father took for himself. Furthermore, Alexander was crowned as King of Macedonia, at which point he promptly invaded and took over Greece. Now then, why would someone invade their own country? Precisely, they wouldn’t. Thus, argument 1 is negated: Alexander the Great was Macedonian. Second, the theory that he spread “the Greek culture” is more ridiculous than the first argument. There is about as much a distinct “Greek culture” as there is a distinct “Columbian culture” or a “Zimbabwean culture”. It was a Mediterranean way of life that everyone in the region enjoyed, not just the self righteous Greeks, who persistently call the lifestyle “Greek”. It was representative of all the Balkans, and by that token Alexander the Great did not spread “Greek culture”, but rather Mediterranean culture.
Lastly, and most obtuse, is the argument that the land that FYROM occupies is really part of Greece. Well, what evidence is there for that argument? If it should be a part of Greece, then it most certainly would be. Land is acquired by working for it, not by complaining to the world community that some land should be yours. There is no divine mandate that dictates what lands belong to who. Did the lands in present day France always belong to the French? Or, did the lands of England always belong to British? Or even the lands of Germany, always to the Germans? No, of course not! There were disputes over those lands, and most often blood was spilt. They all belonged to a myriad of different tribes before any stability came about. Sorry Greeks, but this is a harsh world; Macedonia exists because, partially, your weakness and inability to control your own lands. Survival of the fittest as they call it; bitch and moan all you like but unless the hand of God comes down and grants Macedonia to Greece on a silver platter, the lands of Macedonia will forever more remain sovereign.
Now, to the man who insulted the people of Macedonian descent of being “pathetic slav retards”, I would like he himself to retort with at least half a sound of an argument as that which you see right here. Now, I am not often very outspoken, but I simply cannot stand to see such ignorance being blabbed about. There is a very fine line gents, between nationalism and bigotry. I trust you remember that. So, next time you would like to express your dogmatic complaints please follow some logical, coherent conventions if you please.
King of Macedonia + Greek Bitch= Macedonian Prince
by SlayerOfBigots December 8, 2007
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makedo

something one resorts to as a temporary convenience; makeshift.
He prepared a bed of straw as a makedo for his guests to kip down.
by uttam maharjan November 3, 2011
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The Maze

Traffic-reporter slang adopted by commuters.

Generically, any complicated freeway interchange, though sometimes locals have more colorful names, like Las Vegas' "Spaghetti Bowl".

In the San Francisco Bay Area, "The Maze" refers to either the 580-980-24 interchange in Oakland, or the collection of the 580-980-24 interchange, the 880-980 interchange, and the 80-580 interchange leading to the Bay Bridge.
"Bridge traffic is backed up to The Maze"
by Anthony Argyriou November 22, 2003
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