wazz-material

material used for wanking, stored in the wazz-memory, using the W.A.Z.Z file indexing system.

Nandi's mum has provided me with much wazz-material, the dirter...

by Uber caMeL! September 14, 2003

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Divorce Material

A person so fine you would leave your current significante other to be with them.

" What do you think about that new girl? "
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" Dude, she is straight up Divorce Material without a doubt "

by Rhaygen February 24, 2009

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material

noun, always capitalized.
fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can't wait to write/blog/twitter about it.

Pia: I can't believe your boyfriend dumped you for your best friend! What are you going to do?
Zadora: Turn him into Material.

or

Roberto: Did you see that? I can't believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
Benigni: Material.

by bob beeflips August 23, 2009

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materialistic

What everyone IS, no matter how hard they claim material things do not matter to them. THIS coming from an asshat with $80 trendy-ass jeans complete with all those useless pockets, zippers and straps and $300 worth of "alternative" jewelery.

"Um... don't need to get me anything this Christmas. I'm kind of like the non-materialistic type. Really, I am."
-that trendily-clad person that pissed me off with the same old non-materialistic bullshit.

by Shameless Plug January 9, 2004

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