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materialism

the preoccupation with possessions, and caring more about things instead of people and what's more important in life. Materialsim distracts people from what's really important in life. Therefore, the pursuit of materialism is an empty, wasted life because those things are inanimate objects that dont comfort you or talk to you; they are just as mortal as we.
Materialism is a form of greed that distracts people from what's really important in life, and can make a person very lonely and unhappy.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com July 17, 2009
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Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

my hero, my inpiration, EVERYTHING. Slm Shad is da shit. he deserves so much more respect than others. ya'll motherfuckers who diss him don't respect talent. ya'll just fucking jealose or racsist. can't you motherfuckers look past colour?? or do something "worth your time" rather than wasting your time on hate sites? you moroms need a fucking life!!!
eminem is my inspiration. he is so amazaing and so talented. no one can make you feel emotion as much as him. i love you, man.
by ashans_worst_nightmare July 6, 2004
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Masters of Architecture

Piece of paper that says you killed yourself over several EXTRA years of bullshit schooling. Typically students never sleep, have no social life, constantly wonder if they will graduate and would rather die a slow painful death. These "students" are often so confused by their teachers and constant over analization that even the simplest of things no longer make any sense. Additionally these people make very little money for all of their work.
"Dude you really confused the shit out of everyone"

"Dude you really Masters of Architecture'd that one"

or

"Dude you really MArch'ed that one up, your gonna fail"
by Bill1203192430 February 17, 2009
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Maternal Hand Save

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent
Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.
by chibangbang December 31, 2010
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mastersplaining

When someone seems to enjoy explaining things so much and explain waaaaay more than they need to, you swear they cum while doing it.
Did you see Joe's eyes light up when the teacher asked him what he thought about Beowulf?

Yeah, he was mastersplaining why that book is awesome for like 5 minutes.
by Adambom42 May 30, 2018
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matesse

The sexiest girl you have ever met. Gives good blow jobs. And is fucking funny
I love Matesse
by Immaspud May 15, 2018
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Materialality

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate manmade object, typically a chair, wall, or couch.

Its different from dry humping, because it gives the object "feelings" in a sense.
Imani:"You humped a chair!"
Margot: "You humped a plastic alligator! Thats beastiality, which is worse!"
Imani: "No, its Materialality, both of us humped an inanimate object, dummy!"
by rana_r_u November 8, 2019
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