maple tits

When tits hang long and low like when maple syrup is poured out of a jar.

That grandma has some maple tits.

by Mandymanpool November 13, 2016

maple my bacon

When someone's partner covers their dick in maple syrup as a lube for blowjobs

In Canada my girl wanted to maple my bacon and it felt really good but it was really hard to clean up

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

Paper Maper: The Origami Korigami

A video game made by Nontendo for the Nontendo Swooch. It follows the story of Paper Maper who goes through a poopercraft world to defeat King Kolly, the Origami Korigami. Paper Maper encounters the members of the Legion of Shittinary (Colored Nerf Darts, Trash Can, Pliers, YAPE, Knife and Gun.) The game makes you pull your eyeballs out after 1 hour of playing it. Made famous because of Juno Songs.

Juno: You can purchase Paper Maper: The Origami Korigami at the local StameGop.

by X CAT ULTIMA March 21, 2021

LGBTQ MAPPER

Some raged racist kid who has like a million alts who steals video and is the leader of the GCIM and has 0 followers other than his subbots

Someone: I am subscribed to Lgbtq Mapper
Me: Get out of here you fatherless disgraced

by FamilyIsImportantDontForget! May 31, 2023

Muffin Top Mauler

This person is a straight up menace to society. Spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. Violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. It is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.

Commonly goes by MTM.

While making my way home today, I was greeted by the Muffin Top Mauler on the corner of Saltmarsh and Jettison. I nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. I quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the hell outta there!!

by sdot_45_$$ October 30, 2011

toronto maple leafs

Three words ... Nineteen Sixty Seven

"The Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a cup since when?"
"1967"
"Wow, that's a long time ago"
"No kidding"

by Hockey Fan October 16, 2005

Maller

A heavy metal fan, particularly in New Jersey during the mid to late eighties who frequents and walks around any of the many suburban indoor shopping malls for recreation especially on weekends. Attire typically is exemplified by long hair, denim jean jacket with 'Peace Sells' Megadeth patch on the back, Iron Maiden tee shirt, and high top sneakers.

Maller: Any 80's metalhead with an old muscle car and Slayer blasting out the windows.

by goose23 October 18, 2008