Mantarted

Not to be confused with boytarted. Is when a man acts like a fool for no apparent reason. Usually ruining their relationships, or definitely pissing his wife/girlfriend off enough to warrant him sleeping on the couch and or causing the relationship to end.

Why did you beat him up? Jeff is in my college studies class, that's the only way I know him. Don't be mantarted, I wouldn't cheat on you!

by kfly9907 January 4, 2008

mandarin'd

Past tense of to visit a Mandarin restaurant (a Chinese Buffet chain, located in Southern Ontario).

Last night it was my best friend's birthday, so a bunch of us got together and mandarin'd it up!

by Co-D May 8, 2008

Manuary

MAN-uary. Term for the month of January which celebrates the bygone art of man-hunting. Single women partake in a variety of jovial antics aimed at seducing the opposite sex.

The mascot for Manuary is the Mantis.

It should be noted that Manuary is dually followed by Femuary, in which the same hunting practices are made upon soley the female gender.

To start the year off right, my girls and I are on the prowl all Manuary long!

by Hooker Arm December 27, 2009

manzanita faggots

A large group of hispanic homosexuals rioting against apple tree mutation caused by the oil plant disposing of waste.

"hey ya'll, look at them there manzanita faggots rioting whith such noise expressing their views and what,not!"

by neptwig December 29, 2009

manjaroo

Gay male porn

Some of my friends (not naming anyone) are really into that hardcore manjaroo.

by Chris Vandenberg January 3, 2004

Manyard

The preposterous shoe-string worn around a man's neck which dangles the ID cards of middle-aged professionals who gave up on upward mobility years ago.

Your manyard really compliments your short sleeve dress shirt and pocket protector.

by Tiecoon October 28, 2010

Manarchy

The raucous behavior exhibited by men watching sports. Often follows some action in game, regardless weather it's good or bad for the local team. Found in stadiums, sports bars, basements, living rooms... anywhere sports can be viewed.

Bill: Man that riot after the Roughriders won the Grey Cup was CRAZY!
Charlie: Yeah It was total Manarchy!

by benjamin2375 April 29, 2008