Manuary 

The month of January, whereby men partake in a month long celebration of masculinity with activities enshrining masculinity: Unadulterated violence, booze, meat, and chivalry.

The growing of Facial hair in a full out bearded style, to represent the rejection of aesthetics.

The consumption of meat and/or beer (bonus points for both) with/as every meal.

The masculine duty of protecting women in need.

Partaking/instigating fist fights with those who are deemed combat able. Combatants include: Douche bags, consenting MEN, and Douche bags. No hair pulling, biting, or other feminine behaviours are acceptable.

Other masculine behaviour. All acts must be witnessed by fellow MEN partaking in MANUARY.

Girl: "Why did you get in a fist fight with that greasy guy grinding on every girl in sight?"
MAN: "Because he was a douche and it's MANUARY"

Girl: "Why don't you have some salad?"
MAN: "It's MANUARY"

boy: "By golly! She looks like she'd be easy, and she has cute friends!"
MAN: *Left Hook* "It's MANUARY. Hello ladies, how is your evening?"

Manuary by The one and only Prole November 2, 2009

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During the month of January, men who grow out their facial hair. Exact reasons for this are unknown, yet theories have arose as it being in response to the high stress nature of the holiday season, thereby men resorting to mantastic facial hair to compensate for seeing their in-laws.

"Hank, looking good with the beard." "It's Manuary buddy, act accordingly."

manuary by yourdutchgoober April 3, 2007

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During the month of January, a select group of individuals on social media outlets celebrate men's body positivity as part of the feminist movement. This controversial month is disliked by some feminists who prefer feminism to be for women, but is adored by others. A current issue, manuary is going to continue.

Hey, I heard it's Manuary; it's great that men can be positive about their bodies, too!

manuary by invilite January 4, 2017

Manuary 

MAN-uary. Term for the month of January which celebrates the bygone art of man-hunting. Single women partake in a variety of jovial antics aimed at seducing the opposite sex.

The mascot for Manuary is the Mantis.

It should be noted that Manuary is dually followed by Femuary, in which the same hunting practices are made upon soley the female gender.

To start the year off right, my girls and I are on the prowl all Manuary long!

Manuary by Hooker Arm December 27, 2009

Mustache Manuary 

31 days of shaving everything off of your face except a disgusting mustache. Similar to "No-Shave November" and "Decembeard"

Dan's looking a bit like a pedophile lately, isn't he?

Yeah. I guess he took Mustache Manuary a little far this year.

Mustache Manuary by Ckleeb December 12, 2009

Manmary Glands

Man-tits. Guy-Breasts. Flappy, fatty tissue on the pectoral region of a man.

"Bleh... Look at that dork playing Magic cards with his friends. He's got cheetoh dust all over his Man-mary Glands."

"If I was a little drunker, I'd wait until Chuck passed out, then I titty fuck his Manmary glands."

Manmary Glands by Serequel May 4, 2009

mantuary 

1. A place where a man can go to get away from the world, more generally a place where your wife and your mistress are not. It can be a permanent structure such as a special room in the house (commonly a basement)or could be the fishing boat.
2. An area or activity that men congregate to let it all hang out with out being called disgusting. A place where men can freely scratch their balls, burp, fart and use foul language without having to worry about who they will offend.
3. A location where a man can be alone without certain distractions and gather his thoughts.

1. After a 60 hour work week, Geoff decided to retreat to his mantuary. That way he would not have to listen to his wife Elisabeth bitch about the lawn.

mantuary by T Y January 10, 2008