madeline

madeline is a spirtual astrologic smart 15 year old girl who is incredibly dumb and has no social life as well as no actual friends and lacks talent. she’s from new orleans with curly long black hair, looks like a knockoff lisa bonet, and she’s a person of color who’s a feminist but no one likes her so she can never be able to voice her opinions in real life. she’s somewhat attractive i guess

that bitch like astrology and she’s dumb? she’s a madeline

by spiritualwomanofcolor December 22, 2018

mandalize

V. To manhandle AND vandalizing an object or individual.

"The jocks in the parking lot mandalized my car, so now its in the shop being repaired."

Jon mandalized our LA house after the fight.

The restroom was completely mandalized by the drunken dorm dwellers last night, they are still looking for the soap dispenser, and haven't cleaned the shaving cream outline of the penis on the mirror yet.

by Jwave November 1, 2005

Majdoline

Do you mean Mandoline?

Nah just kidding. Majdoline is thebomb.com (and it has nothing to do with her proximity with terrorism).

The bitch is funny, smart & fierce.

She's so amazing, she must me Majdoline !

by Sofie.io November 21, 2021

Majdoline

Majdoline has a heart of gold and a generosity that never stop giving. She trusts people too easily and that can sometimes cause her harm but regardless of how hurt she gets she never let’s it change who she is.

Majdoline has an infectious spirit and a radiant smile with the most beautifully long and luscious hair. She loves singing in the shower and filling up her room with little trinkets that bring her joy.

Majdoline will always smell delicious, but don’t bite!

If you ever find a Majdoline never let her go because she’s one of a kind and will never hurt you. Majdoline is a blessing in your life and will help you grow to become the best version of yourself.

1. Hey who’s that girl with the gorgeous smile?

OMG man, that’s Majdoline! She’s beautiful to admire from a distance, I hope no one ever hurt her! Whoever gets to wife her up is one lucky dude…

by Loverofallthingsphilosophy November 21, 2021

Mandolin

A confident,loving kind soul That would do anything for any one even if they hurt her and will always be there for you she isn't hard to figure but once you do you have your self a BFFL ,unless you hurt her or her friends then you might be dead

Dude1-I had a friend named mandolin and losted her because itreated her bad so she cut her losses.

Dude2-ya you losse mandolin is like losse your life and if you don't have a mandolin in your life you need to go get from the looks of it .

Dude1-ya I should have not been so mean to mandolin she was such a unique person and I wish I didn't losses her.

Dude2-you losse her but I JSUT meant her and so I'd just everything you can ask for here she comes now.

Mandy-hey what you doing (dude2) ?

Dude2-Nothing just wondering how you to to be as awesome as you are .

Mandy-aww thank you but I couldn't be this amazing of a perosn

by MandolinMaeBuckles November 22, 2021

@leslies_mandolin

an easily forgotten user on tiktok who posts basically the same thing, isaleslie angst.

“hey yo, did you hear about @leslies_mandolin?”
“well yes, gave me emotional damage when she posted angst.”

by yourmother00091 February 14, 2022

rusty mandolin

Similar to the Rusty Trombone but , in this case a woman is getting her ass eaten from behind while the eater reaches around and fondles her “mandolin”

Chad why your breath smell like ass?
Bruh I gave this chick a rusty mandolin last night, she needed to wash that ass!

by Dick Fitzwell70 July 21, 2022