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Manfant

Manfant - Full grown adult male encapsulated by a 48 to 60 inch tall child-like body. A short adult male who compensates his shortcoming with attitude.
1. Chris is such a manfant, the dude is 40 years old and is only as tall as my ballsack. What's up with that?

2. Carter came over today wearing a custom made infant bodysuit, what a douchebag manfant he is...

3. Dude, manfant came running around the corner from the living room into the kitchen and headbutted me right in the sack. It hurt so bad, I bout shitted my pants.
by waarlok May 12, 2011
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mancandy

A guy you are not officially dating but he takes you to parties, buys you things (drugs, food, etc) and fucks you at night (or day). He treats you like a girlfriend only when you are together in person, not otherwise. Basically a friend with benefits+arm candy+sugar daddy.

Also, you can have multiple mancandies depending on how many friend circles you have and where you are going to go with each of them. One may take you to parties while another may take you to movies.
"I'd go but my mancandy wants me to stop by his place before we go to _____'s party"

"_____ found out about my other mancandy, and he is SO pissed. I guess he didn't understand how all this works, we are NOT dating"
by FIREMAP May 7, 2009
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madmanjock

Means "I am a mad guy with a huge cock who pwns your boney ass for free" and it's true
Madmanjock is one fucking great guy
by Madmanjock January 23, 2005
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Mandango

I met a gay cowboy on mandango.

Sometimes you have to use the mandango to do the mattressdango.
by Robert S May 13, 2006
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Manana

It was always manana. For the next week that was all I heard--manana, a lovely word and one that probably means heaven.
by BeatGeneration February 25, 2009
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Mananizing

Viewing and/or dating a multitude of men in an objective and observant way. Also, viewing men as objects similar to Womanizing.
Going to a bar and Mananizing is "checking out" men. Also judging, based on appearance and/or social status and height.
by a_m_w December 23, 2009
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Man-Man

The name for a person who is great and rules over all. He must also be related to royalty. This is the best compliment you can give.
I like your apple pie alot, your a man-man (or) That man-man is the best man-man that has ever lived (or) he's such a man-man.
by Manny the Man May 2, 2006
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