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Magpie

1. One who never shuts up, and snitches on others.
Jim Harris was a magpie, when he found out his sister was drunk, he told his parents.
by Roberto March 9, 2003
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Maggie

Maggie is a girl who always looks like a million bucks (ie. pretty dresses and skirts), except when she wears sweats/ athletic wear (ie. the HC sweatshirt). She does look good in athletic wear but not "a million bucks" good.

Her face is like an angel's... one flash of her smile would allow her to get away with murder. Her voice is also like an angel's, both in song and speech. Shes like those girls on miss USA without the skanky. When you first meet her, you will think she is sweet as a cupcake, but when you get to know her, you learn otherwise.

Maggie is a girl who is very smart but uses her smarts to taunt/ torture people sometimes. Her pessimistic/ apathetic perspective on life is hilarious along with her sarcasm.... when it is not used at your expense.

She maintains the perfect balance between care-free and serious diligence, working hard to become a doctor during the week then throwing some stellar parties on the weekends.

She has phenomenal taste in music, preferring Celine Dion, Justin Beiber, and Broadway show tunes

To sum up Maggie Johnson, she's got as much feisty-ness as a bobcat, more wit than your college professors, and looks like a disney princess.
Maggie looked so pretty today in her purple dress.... and then she made Andy cry. Disney Princess Rapidform Justin Bieber Medical School Bobcats Broadway Miss America
by Len Jeavitt June 29, 2011
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Maggie

A fat cow with saggy breasts touching the floor. Has no self respect. She has the brain of a bird.

Cheating, fat water buffalo.
Don’t be such a Maggie !
by Someoneuuse2no July 24, 2020
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Maggie Mantle

A brilliant escapade. Ingenious. Fantastic. A Significant person.
It will take a Maggie Mantle to save the world
by Until the end of time July 15, 2009
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Magpie fix

A quick, often temporary, sense of satisfaction a person feels after seizing an opportunity to buy the latest and greatest bright shiny object that hits the market.
"My wife suffers from magpie syndrome and gets her 'magpie fix' when she sees bright shiny objects and then buys them."

"Chris gets his 'magpie fix' every time he uses his credit card"
by Maggie the Magpie December 17, 2009
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Magpie Goose

Someone who is part black and white that no one takes notice of.
by Sep93 June 13, 2011
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Magmilficent

I would give my left nut to get on that Magmilficent, she is amazing.
by Dogboy72 June 18, 2016
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