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Madonna Catholic

N. 1. A person raised Catholic who decides to keep their Catholic status only for cultural/ image reasons.

2. A person who was raised Catholic, but no longer adheres to the church or it's teachings sometimes going as far as to mock it openly while remaining a member.
Terry: I was surprised to find out Martha is Catholic, she supports gay righs and personal freedom.

Daniel: She's not really Catholic, she's a Madonna Catholic.


Devon: What you're doing is a sin, as a good Catholic you can't condone abortion.

Dina: Don't worry about it, I'm a Madonna Catholic.


Back stage manager Trisha: I thought Catholics weren't supposed to eat meat on Fridays?

Madonna: Fuck that wack ass shit! Make me a turkey club, bitch. Madge needs her protein. Pissing off the Pope isn't easy.
by St. Nona January 20, 2009
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Madonna Baby

Usually a small child or infant bought from a third-world country typically by a gay man or gay couple to be used at parties and Sunday morning brunch as their latest fashion accessory.
Did you see Marc & Ceasar's new Madonna Baby? Fabu! I want one just like that, but in a lighter shade of brown.
by nathanjones July 12, 2009
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Madonna Boobs

n; When a bra on a female make her breasts point outwards as if they were cones, similar to Madonna's famous bra.
"Becky, does this bra give me Madonna Boobs?"
"Nope, you are in the clear. Looks quite round and natural. LOL."
by DissyTee18 December 20, 2012
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macedon

A dope ass little town other than the fact that it is in new york
I live in macedon
by don't worry about it February 19, 2018
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Pastor Maldonado

by adbhsdhbhdv March 20, 2021
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Madonna

A guy walks into a bar, and asks for a Shirley Temple with extra cherries on top. A guy sitting nearby says to the bartender "you should give him a madonna". The bartender inquires what this is, and the guy replies "Shirley Temple without the cherry"....cmon even if it is preverted u know it made you laugh
by Maxxxxxx September 10, 2005
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madonnas

squishy perky little things that spring up on the chests of overweight men. A.K.A man boobs
(named madonnas because of the cone shaped bras she used to wear)
would you take a look at those huge madonnas, that guy must weigh 250.
by Fiendish September 4, 2005
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