Machoist

A person who views the increase of preferential treatment towards people based solely on their gender as wrong.

Machoist think women only scholarships are sexist towards men.

by Above all else March 26, 2009

machood

machood simply means motherfucker. the "ma" is mother and "chood" is fuck or in this case fucker.

That guy over there is a real machood!!

by dullah September 7, 2007

Macho Bond

The chemistry related jargon for a triple bond, most commonly a carbon to carbon triple bond.

Macho bonds are characterised by their extreme strength, curled moustaches and ability to kick ass against almost any other chemistry related jargon.

E.g.
SciGuy: C=C has a pretty high boiling point but C≡C would kick it's ass any day, it's so Macho.
Class Orgasm: Macho Bond !!!

by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009

macio move

spamming a message chat with screenshots from Pinterest, Facebook, or other social networks with such high quality content.

These screenshots usually consist of the renowned good-morning-coffee; however, they can contain political jokes, boomer humour, good-night wishing, etc.

friend 1:It's only 8 AM! Why do you already have 11 unread messages on WhatsApp?

friend 2:Shit! I guess my grandma pulled a macio move on me.

by oniondessert November 13, 2021

Machoism

Machoism is a type of humour.

To be entirely 'macho' is an unrealistic feat for modern men and mostly doesn't exist in its purest form, no one is entirely 'macho'. Therefore, amongst most heterosexual modern men a sense of humour is taken when dealing with idealistic pressures to be 'macho'.

I.e poking fun at the idealism by acting overtly 'macho' in the knowledge that it isn't meant to be taken seriously.

He-man, the idealistic heroic macho man of 90's cartoons is no longer seen as what men aspire to be, but mocked in humour for its unrealistic idealisms.

Machoism, by my definition, sums up a type of humour amongst heterosexual men who mock societal pressures to be unrealisticly macho and unrealistically politically correct.

"Beer! Meat! Me Man, you woman, me strong, me no have emotion" an example of a comment adhering to Machoism

Machoistic humour is used when straight Men are attacked by either sex for being gay if they like something feminine.

"I'm not gay, I'm as straight as action man"

by Arron 'Jinx' Manchester July 22, 2011

randy macho man savage

the act of buying a Slim Jim beef jerky stick, then shoving it up your partner's ass, and either her, or him, poop it out, and you eat it as it comes out, and when you finish you go, "OOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEAH"

Shara gave Michelle a randy macho man savage last night after they purchased some slim jim's at the local seven eleven.

by Eduardo De loa la espanlana osvoaldo locutus October 13, 2006

MacBooking

Surfing the web in the act of using a MacBook, preferably with an exciting, outgoing attitude.

"Honey, get off the computer."

"Not now, Mom. I'm MacBooking."

by flangerium December 27, 2008