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french military victories

France conquered most of Europe under Napolean. As well the French won battles in the bloody and brutal battles in the Liri Valley,where one can visit French war cemetaries where thousands of French soldiers fought and died for freedom.
It should also be remembered that the US has never won a major war alone,other than the civil war,the largest alone was the Spanish-American war.
by D Palmer July 11, 2004
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Clown Militia

The Clown Militia is a loosely organized group of pro-gun activists who, through their ineptitude, are actually working to restrict gun rights and get guns banned. They do things like organizing groups of people to openly carry guns into coffee shops to scare people. They believe this will eventually make people more comfortable around guns, and thus "normalize" the public display of firearms. Instead the police are usually called and the Clown Militia are detained for psychiatric evaluation. It also gets guns banned from those same coffee shops, and the open carry of guns outlawed (the Clown Militia actually accomplished this in California).

The Clown Militia is usually made up of middle-aged video gamers and people who play Dungeons and Dragons or dress up for LARP (Live Action Role Playing). They plan their protests in their mother's basements and on internet chat sites that cater to the gun culture/single men looking for love.

They don't have a standard uniform, but are encouraged to wear camouflage, SWAT gear, or t-shirts with the phrase "MOLON LABE" (Greek for "I take it up the ass"). NRA hats and pins are optional, as even the NRA wants absofuckinglutely nothing to do with these clowns.

Despite their misguided ambitions, the Clown Militia is actually the 2nd Amendment's worst nightmare. There is some speculation that they're actually part of the anti-gun movement working to make gun owners look crazy and dangerous, but proof has been elusive.
Person 1: I was at the mall today and there were a bunch of people with guns getting kicked out of the coffee shop!

Person 2: That's weird. Were they cops or something?

Person 1: No, actually they looked like they just got out of a comic book convention or something.

Person 2: Oh, that's probably the Clown Militia then. They're just crazy people with guns.

Person 1: Ah, that makes sense.
by jmb1911 November 1, 2013
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United States Military Academy

Federal Penetantiary located above the Hudson River. Also known as The Hudson High School for Underprivileged Girls . Although it is known by some to produce commissioned officers for the United States Army; its primary purpose is to make Navy's football team look good. Populated by Cadets; applicants must either obtain a nomination from their congressman, or accept attendance there as an alternative to a lengthy prison term. Remarkably, it defies the time-space contiuum in that though it is only about 50 miles from the center of New York City; it is nearly 1000 miles from civilization. It is also located immediately to the north of a small anthopological dig known as "The Highland Falls Project." Tourists are encouraged to roll their windows up when driving near or past the United States Military Academy as people have complained about having diplomas thrown into their cars.
He didn't get accepted to the Naval Academy, so he had to go to the United States Military Academy.
by Marine Cannoneer December 26, 2011
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kinetic military action

War.

When the government knows that the American people are sick of intractable wars and thinks we are stupid enough to be swayed by semantics.

Shooting down planes, destroying tanks, and bombing air defenses to support a faction trying to overthrow their government in a civil war is war. But to call a war a war would mean that the president would have to go to congress before sacrificing our money and lives for his Wilsonian neocon agenda.

As you watch this kinetic military action unfold, just remember that Obama was supposed to be the peaceful alternative. Obama is nothing more than George Bush with more pleasant sounding rhetoric.
In just the first week, the kinetic military action cost the american taxpayer hundreds of millions of dollars.
by monroedoctrinefan April 17, 2011
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Ulster Young Militant

Ulsters Young Militants are the youth wing of the UDA.
Formed during The Troubles in 1974 at the peak of the violence.

Theyre motto is Terrae Filius", Latin for "Son of the Land".
At present the UYM are being populated by youths from 15 to 18 years of age. Most of these Militants will be using intimidating violence. In some Squads theyre recruits must be sworn, and cannot leave.

Many famous Loyalists are believed to have been in the UYM before entering the UDA, Such as Johnny Adair.
"Ive joined our army, To fight the IRA! Im an Ulster Young Militant for the men in the UDA!
by -Finlay- November 9, 2006
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Militant MILF

This is a chavette who has a child, or multiple children, that is militant in the way she goes about finding a man and trapping him! Usually only 16, and having already eaten the child/childrens father alive, they are the most dangerous of preditors! Beware, the is a Militant MILF near you!
When a Militant MILF finds her pray (usually rich, old and demented), she does her best to become inpregnated by him to ensure her and her fatherless kids have a long, happy existance, with him and his wallet.
by Jesus Whipp July 24, 2006
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Militia

-The militia is: all able-bodied citizens who are capable of bearing arms; the absolute last line of defense against any threat to the State or Country, whether that threat is natural or man made, foreign or domestic.
-A civilian fighting force comprised of true patriots dedicated to freedom & liberty
"If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin."
--Samuel Adams
"For a people who are free and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security. "
--Yomas Jefferson
*When this country falls, or the government oversteps its power(although it already does) to the point of tyranny, the militia will be the only people to protect basic rights.
by csapatriot April 17, 2010
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