Mocom

Its when a girl had sex with a guy so hard she died

She got mocom

by No hi yes February 13, 2019

Monoseatologiphiliaphobia

The fear of people who love studying one legged chairs.

Todd has Monoseatologiphiliaphobia, which is why he stays away from Monoseatologiphiles.

by SiloueOfUlrin November 23, 2019

MoCo Zenith

The art of using a television remote as a make shift penis after whiskey dick has occurred. Originating on Monroe County this is when the only thing close handy when the inoperable dick is experienced is an old school Zenith TV remote. The buttons on the remote, of course, simulate the "ribbed for her pleasure" experience.

Inventor: Bro, I brought this chick home last night after a long night of drinking and my cock didn't work.
Pal: So what did you do?
Inventor: Only thing I knew how, grabbed the ol MoCo Zenith and banged her like a screen door in a tornado.

by anonymous October 2, 2020

Mitchell McCosker

A sweet, smart, caring young man with mad ninja skills who will always be there for you when you need him. He gives great advice, but is happy to let you make your own decisions. While he may get protective of the people he cares about, it is only because they mean so much to him. An invaluable friend and even better boyfriend, a Mitchell McCosker will prove to be one of the greatest people you will ever know.

Girl 1: about getting asked out by a boy I was so unsure, I mean he's been my friend for ages. I don't want to mess that up.
Girl 2: So you turned him down?
Girl 1: Heck no! He's a real Mitchell McCosker and I'm not stupid.

by xXFallenCupidXx September 6, 2011

moco

The place dat iz da shit we got da metro n da Ride On givin ma homiez ridez to da clean ass parks wif dem hummers n nice ass BMDubyas bus metro walk daz rite MOCO!!

Montgomery County, Maryland is known as MoCo; we get snow days when it doesnt snow. Teehee.

by Ozzie D March 2, 2005

Pase de Mecos

A derogatory phrase used to subjugate someone in Spanish. It literally translates to "cum snort," and is performed by ejaculating on your rival's chest, then making them blow dry it, scrape it off with a razor blade, remove stray chest hair, cut it into a line, then snort it.

In certain circles, the ejaculate is snorted directly off the victim's chest, and in some cases the ejaculate is snorted in liquid form.

ENGLISH: Pepe received a "pase de mecos" before the competition.

ESPANOL: Antes de su competencia, Pepe recibio un "pase de mecos."

by PinchesCuerpos September 26, 2010

Mocks

someone who thinks is something
but actually is lower ranked then shit

you know this guy mocks,stabbed the bitch n covered him with rocks,

by MC D December 25, 2003