mateoavila

douchebag. real pain in the ass, cant fight worth a shit, has no problem using people. someone with absolutely no friends...just enemys.

omg what a mateoavila

why do you have to be such a mateoavila

by sir pimpsalot January 24, 2008

Meteorited

The thing in question was wiped out due to massive climate changes due to the dust and other particles thrown into the atmosphere due to the impact on the earth's surface of a large meteor, asteroid, or other naturally occuring object that was flying through space.

The dinosaurs got meteorited

by Thronton March 11, 2008

mateoven

The term used to specify somebody is particually your mate. Derived from Beethoven, the musician.

Hey wanna go to the mall?

Yeah Mateoven!

by thepikanation May 18, 2011

Meteor Shower

The act of taking a shit on someones head after eating a lot of peanuts and having diarrhea.

Bro: "ay bra lets go frodin braaap braaaaap!"

kyle: "naw man, is that a peanut in you hair?"

Bro: "yeah bra just had a meteor shower"

kyle: "gnar"

by ld420 August 21, 2011

meteor fart

a fart that burns, whistles and leaves a very small terd in your underwear.

I just had a meteor fart and must now change my underwear.

by endoxis December 23, 2014

meteoric bulge

A bulge so gigantic even the gods cannot comprehend its power, Typically found in a black mans pants.

Man did you see that Tyrone had a meteoric bulge.
I know it was huge.

by Spencer's best freind December 20, 2016

mateot

When someone eats out of your ass, and then barfs it up. After that you eat the barfed up vomit.

Me and this girl had a mateot last night

by Readdd January 16, 2017