Milanca is the most annoying, stubborn girl you will ever meet. She is extremely smart (because she is asian) She has long hair like Repunzel. But great to be around.
by Tosie December 19, 2012
Get the Milanca mug.She is a very loving and caring young lady. Pretty as can be and doesn't care what other think. She will always have your back if she loves you. Very emotional. Easily broken. Picky with guys but still seems to pick the wrong guy. Very overprotective of her friends and will do anything to protect them.
by LoveSarah28 October 4, 2016
Get the milanah mug.A dude who is very bruh and has dry humor. He is not that smart and likes energy drinks and frikandelbroodjes. He wears often training suits and likes blonde girls with big curves.
by Tika_Innit October 5, 2020
Get the Milan mug.A fucking amazing guy… I love him so much and everyone around should praise him for his godly body 0~0
Damn is that Milan?
Yeah that’s Milan… we must praise him for his godly body.
Oh okay…
*Milan <3 takes his clothes off*
SHEEEESSSHHHH
SSeeEeEEsHhH (they’re a teenage male)
Yeah that’s Milan… we must praise him for his godly body.
Oh okay…
*Milan <3 takes his clothes off*
SHEEEESSSHHHH
SSeeEeEEsHhH (they’re a teenage male)
by A British person August 11, 2021
Get the Milan <3 mug.The feeling that one SHOULD feel satisfied, but for some reason they don't feel satisfied. Similar feelings are evoked by watching anything on Netflix. On the surface it APPEARS like the real thing, but a little bit of analysis it is clearly fake.
by DoctorZee September 27, 2021
Get the Milano Cookie Effect mug.When a black guy sandwiches his dick between a white girls ass giving it the appearance of a Milano cookie
by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020
Get the dirty milano mug.Stands for My Life is Average. MLIA is a spinoff of FML that was originally created for users to document daily life. However, it has now been infested with homosexual suburban white children who make up fake stories and post them in an attempt to impress and make other people laugh. The demographic includes Harry Potter nerds, Twilight haters, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus haters, 5-year-old suburban white girls from Nebraska, etc.
Posters frequently post about how something awesome happened at their school, such as a professor dressing up as a banana and reading fairy tales to the class. Quite obviously, these stories are fake; if they were real, then all MLIA posters probably attend Faggot High School.
MLIA posts are supposed to begin with "Today" and end with "MLIA". However, many posters are so busy fabricating their bullshit stories that they forget to do so. Recently, a trend has developed where posters chronicle an exciting event and end their post with a matter-of-fact statement, such as "Life. Complete." or "I love _____." This statement is meant to be the "punchline" of the pathetic joke that posters are trying to tell.
Posters frequently post about how something awesome happened at their school, such as a professor dressing up as a banana and reading fairy tales to the class. Quite obviously, these stories are fake; if they were real, then all MLIA posters probably attend Faggot High School.
MLIA posts are supposed to begin with "Today" and end with "MLIA". However, many posters are so busy fabricating their bullshit stories that they forget to do so. Recently, a trend has developed where posters chronicle an exciting event and end their post with a matter-of-fact statement, such as "Life. Complete." or "I love _____." This statement is meant to be the "punchline" of the pathetic joke that posters are trying to tell.
Real MLIA post:
"Today, I went to Burger King for dinner. Then I went home and watched The Hangover. MLIA."
Note the documentation of events that truly happen in average life.
Fake MLIA post:
"Today, I woke up and decided to dress up as Harry Potter. When I got to school, I discovered that my friends had dressed up as Harry Potter characters as well. Then all of a sudden the entire grade started singing "The Mysterious Ticking Noise" in the hallway. I love my school. MLIA."
Note the documentation of an event that could never happen, except at Faggot High School in Homoville, Nebraska. Also note the homosexuality portrayed by the poster and his matter-of-fact conclusion of "I love my school."
"Today, I went to Burger King for dinner. Then I went home and watched The Hangover. MLIA."
Note the documentation of events that truly happen in average life.
Fake MLIA post:
"Today, I woke up and decided to dress up as Harry Potter. When I got to school, I discovered that my friends had dressed up as Harry Potter characters as well. Then all of a sudden the entire grade started singing "The Mysterious Ticking Noise" in the hallway. I love my school. MLIA."
Note the documentation of an event that could never happen, except at Faggot High School in Homoville, Nebraska. Also note the homosexuality portrayed by the poster and his matter-of-fact conclusion of "I love my school."
by jimminator July 5, 2011
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