Meatorious

To achieve success and satisfaction through the consumption of heroic amounts of meat.

My friends and I went to the steakhouse and were meatorious.

by Meng L July 9, 2014

materialistic ho

A girl who only hangs with you for the things you can buy her.

"Look at Ajsa."
"She only started dating him because he buys her Michael Kors."
"She's such a materialistic ho."

by lulou January 11, 2018

Meatfreak

The act of of eating meat in a freakish manner

Austin evanish? ... biggest meatfreak I’ve ever know

by Sophiecat321 May 28, 2018

mater dei nativity

mater dei nativity is a sucky white kid school. 3/4 of the male teachers are perverts and boys pee on the floor and girls over flow toilets. the school is full of thots and douchebags and the lunch looks and tastes like shit. the walls are green and the lockers are just eww. as a student from that school i warm you to stay away.

person #1: what school do you go to?
person #2: mater dei nativity
person #1: oof

by peppapigismydaddy March 2, 2019

Material Karma

Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff

Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(

by ChemyTheFunnyOne December 31, 2019

Materporn

Materporn is raw mountain sex with rock shuved up your arse

I just drunk a bottle of bad dog and did materporn

by Supahnibbah February 27, 2020

material gworll

Material gworll is amazing and they probably need comfort and a therapist. saucy satana is also the owner of material gworll

omg he is such a material gworll

by TescoCup January 13, 2022