by BarryScottBangandthedirtisgone January 05, 2018
by UrbanDictionary .com June 12, 2005
a chinese curly-haired sex-god that you can never get over. u will love him forever...he just has that charm.
Becca: OMG i cant get over matt!!! ever since last night...and he dumping...ugh!!!
Vicki: Honey, you gotta understand...he is a MATT.
Becca: Makes sense.
Vicki: Honey, you gotta understand...he is a MATT.
Becca: Makes sense.
by hamsterlady March 19, 2010
A refrigerator for beers. No other contents are allowed as it is a specialty refrigerator. Be careful when inviting a Matt to parties as it is programmed to automatically consume all beers it encounters.
Amazingly, the Matt has no capacity limit and has been known to consume mass quantities of beer in one sitting without recharging and without any side effects.
The Matt itself looks quite bearish in appearance with a rough outward exterior much like a mountain man. However, he is well liked and a good friend. Filipinos have been known to flock towards the Matt for it's appearance and personality. With many filipino men and women falling in love with the Matt. However, the Matt cannot be tamed and moves from location to location, country to country, consuming beer.
One odd fact about the Matt is that some gay filipino men are compelled to poop in it's mouth.
Amazingly, the Matt has no capacity limit and has been known to consume mass quantities of beer in one sitting without recharging and without any side effects.
The Matt itself looks quite bearish in appearance with a rough outward exterior much like a mountain man. However, he is well liked and a good friend. Filipinos have been known to flock towards the Matt for it's appearance and personality. With many filipino men and women falling in love with the Matt. However, the Matt cannot be tamed and moves from location to location, country to country, consuming beer.
One odd fact about the Matt is that some gay filipino men are compelled to poop in it's mouth.
Wow, you drank that entire keg of beer by yourself! What are you, a Matt??
Person 1: Where do you poop?
Person 2: In Matt's mouth.
Person 1: .......................
Person 1: Where do you poop?
Person 2: In Matt's mouth.
Person 1: .......................
by unknown1979 November 22, 2013
by ppslayer July 18, 2019
A cool, smooth and sexy man who had blonde hair with a sexy bmw with roof racks. He works at rino line and has a rocking cock
by Mufftough March 02, 2018
Usually a chill ass dude, who always likes to be busy doing whatever. He loves to be around friends but also loves him time alone, He is usually really small with, blue eyes and brown hair. He likes to smoke weed and video it. He always ends up getting caught about stuff. He always ends up stealing niggas drinks and asking for some.
Matt is chill.
by Hillybillybuggy152662 July 18, 2017