Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 9, 2021

Marryed

You misspelled married. Are you dumb?

John: I just got marryed to Vanessa!
Paul: You mean married?

John: Yeah, my bad. Wait... How do you know that i used incorrect grammar? We are speaking in person!
Paul: *sweats*

by Dragonite Studios April 14, 2020

marry your fingers

masturbating; a more appropriate term to use.

We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.

by A$AP__S April 23, 2014

Dominican married

When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!

"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."

by Kaybeejohari January 6, 2017

Married

Well, if it was as easy as throwing myself at a fat cock I'd be married too.

Hym "We can't all just throw ourselves at a every fat cock we meet and never work out a day in our lives. Go watch Bill Burr's 'women have no game' clip from his podcast and then say that shit again. I'd be married too if all I had to do was sit around and wait for the opposite sex to interact with me."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2023

Married POG

When you get a high ship with somebody and the discord sever spams married POG

Yoooo a 97 percent ship “Married POG”

by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021

I think I wanna marry you

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"

Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021