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Maoritics

The art of using the Maori ethnicity in order to push your office politics agenda or make a simple task into a complicated cesspool of cultural over-engineering.
A cultural consultancy uses the clever art of Maoritics in the New Zealand government in order to charge more, achieve less, but "grow as people".
by Good_IDIAs January 19, 2022
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maonglish

Insertion of Maori words into English sentences.
Replacing common words such as 'family' and 'children' and 'school' with Maori words.
Vaccinate your 'kura' aged 'tamariki' and protect your whole 'whanau' today...

that radio advertising from the health board is Maonglish.
by NotTamaRiki May 1, 2022
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maoment

that moment when you’re literally Chinese communist revolutionary Mao Zedong
causing the greatest famine in history is such a maoment, amirite?
by bikini killer June 26, 2022
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maor the hedgehog

The worst fuckin friend in Sonic Pulse! He constantly bullies me and just doesn't fuckin stop!
Maor: fuck off Retro.

Retro: I'm reporting you for bullying. I'm sick of your shit.

That's maor the hedgehog for ya.
by Retrogamer77 March 9, 2023
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Maori

Prior to European settlement, Maori were a bunch of savages that are were found to be killing and eating one another which shocked many of the early European arrivals.

The overwhelming majority of modern day Maori are quickly influenced African American culture norms and tend to lounge around at home, on a benefit, unemployed with multiple children to different fathers and ponder about how they can get more money from the government. Other groups of Maori join gangs, commit crimes and end up in prison where they make up over 52% of the prison population despite only representing around 12% of the national population.
Clever Maori that attend university actively participate in land disputes and cause friction in society by supporting radical policies promoting separatism, normalization of gangs and other criminal originations and removal of European rights. This is despite the fact that there are no pure Maori left and all living Maori have some European blood so their actions are attacking their own heritage.
Look at that smelly, patched up Maori outside the WINZ office
by zen.lao883 July 29, 2021
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Maowl

Pronunciation moul, maoul

1. A type of person who sleeps during the day and plays video games all night

2. The cross between a Madeline and an owl

3. Someone who completes around six video games over the course of a week
Example:

M - "Okay so me and Nate are going to sleep-"

D - "-together."

M - "...yes, anyway, we're going to sleep during the day and play video games at night for a week and beat around six."

N - "Yup."

D - "You're such a Maowl Mads!... you too Nate"
by Derek Lord of Gnomes May 12, 2009
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MAORI

Gang ridden, uneducated group of Polynesians who landed in New Zealand a thousand or so years ago. They are either in jail, in a gang or on the dole. The appropriate black American cultures and love to think of themselves as tough. Mostly their just drunk or high.
"Maori man arrested for abusing children and stealing a car sentenced to 6 weeks home detention"
by Prosoldier October 13, 2021
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