W.I.M.P.

Stands for "Woe Is Me Poster". In social media, one who posts for the purposes of soliciting sympathy from followers or friends. Example, "Having a bad day." or "Can't seem to wake up."

That person's posts are not funny or witty, they're just whiney. They're a W.I.M.P.

by RyeGuy July 13, 2012

L-I-M-P

A person who has nothing going for them, who feeds off other people. Can't support their kids or even themselves, who is a lying, cheating and conniving individual.

Girl, did you finally get rid of that L-I-M-P?

Who, Matt?

by Knight009 July 12, 2017

n.i.m.p

Nut In My Pussy

These brownies are just N.I.M.P

by Dalio April 8, 2018

c.h.a.m.p

C.H.A.M.P is a term used when you want to talk shit about someone secretly without them knowing "C*nt Has A Mental Problem"

Look your all c.h.a.m.ps

by WO2MK2 December 6, 2018

S.I.M.P

Squirrels In My Pants. From an Episode of Phineas and Ferb where Candance gets a squirrel in here pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S.I.M.P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by abdnejdjekk February 18, 2020

S.I.M.P

Hugh

Bro Hugh do be a S.I.M.P liking tweets about relationships

by _P31 March 15, 2020

L.A.M.P

L.A.M.P (aka “look at my peanut”) is an acronym for Look at My Peanut.

Person 1: Hey bro can you L.A.M.P?
Person 2: yeah sure
Person 1: wow gay

by InsertedFailed March 28, 2020