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Minnetonka Muskie Lunge

sexual maneuver performed while a swamp donkey is giving a gentleman head in a hot tub or sauna. As the cum drunk slute goes down on the man he must wait until the perfect time to strike. Lunging forward with his hand he must shove his thumb in her anus and clasp her vaginal cavity with his other fingers like a muskie's mouth. Then pulling her flailing legs and torso out of the water like a fish.
Derek executed a successful Minnetonka Muskie Lunge on the Sea Donkey at the Fletchers volleyball afterhours.
by Geo X. November 19, 2007
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Heath Ledger

Because of Heath Ledger's stunning ability to perform, his name has become a phrase that can virtually mean anything. It's like "smurf" and "hella". Use it for flavoring your sentences.
Sam: Can you Heath Ledger pass the roast beef?
Rachel: Here you go.
Sam: Heath Ledger.
Rachel: How does it taste?
Sam: It's Heath Ledger good.
Rachel: Are you going to say Heath Ledger in every sentence from now on?
Sam: You Heath Ledger I am.
by Danny Zeff October 19, 2008
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Lodged Rabbit

Like when you do a poo and it brushes ur bumhole pubes and it feels like the poo is covered in hair. and then it gets stuck almost at the brim of the rim of the hole.
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Spooge Luge

after cumming inside a woman's vagina you pull your penis out and ride down her spooge slicked taint until you enter her asshole
after I fucked her, I pulled out and rode the spooge luge into her asshole
by wildcard007 December 11, 2009
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Nut Luge

The act of drinking a beer poured over someone's balls. The male equivalent of the Boob luge.
I don't remember much about last night, but I'm pretty sure Shae did a Nut Luge off of my balls.
by Krzyztopor June 6, 2022
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peanut lodge

by Mark Montebello November 23, 2006
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Commando Lunge

A Commando Lunge is the act of using Command Pro in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. If you use Commando Pro, you are capable of:

*Snipe knifing from any distance at all
*Jumping off the cliff in Afghan without being damaged whatsoever
*Killing people with a melee through walls or any other type of cover
*Knifing someone who is of higher elevation than you
*Not firing your weapon yet still being 1st in the lobby leaderboard
*Never dying unless shot from behind
*Being a total asshat
PLAYER1: Hey bro...

PLAYER2: Whats up dude....
*PLAYER1 gets knifed by PLAYER2*
PLAYER1: wwwwwooooooowwwww you little f***
PLAYER2: U MAD BRO?
PLAYER1: Well yes, i am mad that you F****** COMMANDO LUNGED ME FROM THE F****** BUNKER WHILE I WAS ON TOP OF THE CLIFF YOU TOTAL D***
PLAYER2: U MAD?
PLAYER1: YOU F****** D***** BAG SON OF A F****** C*** A** MOTHER F***
PLAYER2: I'll take it you are slightly angry at me
PLAYER1: NO S*** SHERLOCK... ugggghhh dumba**
PLAYER2: Welcome to Call of Duty bro...
by MW2 Freak November 14, 2011
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